Because I don't have the right equipment.
Nan was right, high heals and lipstick is not Margaretha! I can't even walk in anything but flat shoes or still better, bare feet. And if I happen to find any kind of make up it's probably antique and could sell for a fortune at Sotheby's. I've never used lipstick but I had a short — very short — period when I tried to look grown up and lady like, so I wobbled around on high heals and wore mascara and eyeliner. It didn't take me long to realize that I didn't succeed, so why bother being uncomfortable when I could be myself without struggle.